Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be silly, protect your willy

When in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection will protect your erection

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

A crank with armor will never harm her

No glove, no love!