Mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
Billy asks his mom "what's a bitch and a bastard?"
The mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
Later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
Later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
His dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
Billy then goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
Billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i ta