Johnny's mom is cooking dinner when Johnny runs into the kitchen and yells,
"MOMMY! Daddy fell off the ladder when he was paint the house!"
His mom was very shocked and said,
"Oh my God! What did he say?"
Johnny paused for a minute.
"Why did you stop?"
"Well, Daddy said said bad words."
"Just leave them out" his mom said.
"Okay." Johnny cleared his throat and yelled,
"MOTHER HOLE BAG YOU SON OF A PIECE OF!!!!!"