Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day Eleanor and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Eleanor called him a poop head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally we didn't care. We came to town on the bus.