So, I'm sitting in the bar and this smoking hottie walks up to me and says, Hi, I'm Carmen
Carmen, huh? That's a pretty name. It suits you; your parents named you well.
Actually, I chose it myself.
That seems kind of odd, choosing your own first name. What made you choose Carmen?
Well, I really like cars, and I really like men sooo.... Carmen.
Ah. Makes sense.
Good. What's your name?
BJ Titsandgolf.