1) You would hear a bed break and then followed by a fire engine siren.

2) They would scream taco bell, macdonalds or KFC to refer as sexual positions.

3) If you work at a furniture company, you would see fatties buy a new bed every week on monday.

4) A female fatty would view the male private part as a piece of hotdog or sausage.

5) They don't use condoms, they use garbage bags.