A brilliant plumber died and, through a mixup, went to hell. The devil greeted him and said, "Well your not really supposed to be here but while you're here would you mind fixing a few things?"

The plumber just shrugged and said, "Sure."

A little while later, God came to hell and confronted the devil. He said, "Give me the plumber. He was supposed to go to me anyway and you've kept him here long enough."

The devil said "No way! He fixed all our toilets and our air is working now so it isn't even so hot down here anymore! I'm keeping him."

Furious, god screamed "Well then I'll sue you!"

The devil smiled, "Uh huh. Where you going to get a lawyer?"