There's a white guy walking along the beach and he finds lamp.

He rubs it and a genie pops out. But this genie, he's a black guy. And he's pissed off. He says, "Why you crackers always gotta find my lamp? And he tells him he's gonna grant three wishes but he's gonna give all the black people on the planet double what he wishes for.

"I'll take a million dollars," he says.
The Genie gives it to him and says every black person on earth just got two million bucks. "I don't care, gimme a yacht." Poof there it is. Every black person gets two yachts. The Genie says, "What's your third wish?"
The guy thinks for a minute, and says "I want you to beat me half to death."