1) Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

2) Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares she should have been in the kitchen!

3) What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

4) Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

5)How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. It should be open when the woman gives it to you.