60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?'
She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, the y won't hesitate to shoot you if
they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and hon