# Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

# Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

# Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

# Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

# Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

# When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

# Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

# Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

# If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

# If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?