There is this couple that was set up by there friends. They met up at a nice restaurant. The girl is one of the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen but the only problem is that she has a wooden eye. The guy is also very handsome and has a great personality although he has a lisp. The night goes on and they are getting along great and so the girl asks the guy if he wants to go back to her place. He responds "OH Would I" and she furiously responds "Well at least I dont have a lisp"