Little Johnny's teacher's game for her students was to give each of them a word to use in a sentence.

she asked paul to use the word "apple". Paul said, "i ate an apple."

"very good" said the teacher. the next student, mary got the word "pretty"

"I am very pretty" mary said.

"good job" said the teacher. now she was about to call on Little Johnny who she knew was going to think of something perverted so she tried to stump him with the word, "dictate."

"Mary," Johnny announced, "how mah dictate last nigh'?"