Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it up and suddenly a female genie appears. "Master, I may grant you one wish?" says the genie.
"Hey, bitch...don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman giving me nuttin," yells Rodman. The genie pleads, "But master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to the bottle forever."
Dennis thinks for a moment, grumbles about the inconvenience and says, "Okay, okay...I wanna wake up tomorrow morning with three women in my bed."
Giving the genie an evil glare he says, "Just do it, and leave me alone." The genie, annoyed and hurt, says, "So be it!" and disappears.
The next morning, Dennis wakes up with Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt, and Hillary Clinton in his bed. His leg is broken, his penis is missing, and he has no health insurance.