A man and his wife are doing some yard work to make the house look nicer. The wife decides to go in and take a shower, but the man wants to keep working. He decides to rake the rest of the leaves that his wife had missed, but he cannot find the rake.

He sees his wife in the upstairs window but doesnt want to run all the way in just to ask her where the rake is. So, he gets her attention, points to his eye, then to his knee, and makes a raking motion to let his wife know that he needs the rake. In reply, the wife points to her eye, grabs her left breast, slaps her ass, and then grabs her crotch.

The man runs in and says "What the hell? I was trying to ask you where the rake was!"

The wife repeats the motion and says " I know. I. Left tit. Behind. The bush."