A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The
doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some
bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood
yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your
final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her
that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he
gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same
card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the
full house and wins $1000. The National Grid comes
up and he wins that too getting £380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son,
I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone
win four corners, a line, the full house and the
national grid on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"

"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've
got Yellow 24."

"Oh Hell," says the bingo caller. "You've won the
raffle as well.