Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!".

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"