Yo Mama Is So Ugly
Yo Mama Is So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo Mama Is So Ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folks say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

Yo Mama Is So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

Yo Mama Is So Ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo Mama Is So Ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...

Yo Mama Is So Ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly your papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly her shadow gave up.

Yo Mama Is So Ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so the