yo mama is so stupid,she tried sucking on a vibrator!

yo mama is so big and fat,they made a bigger wet floor sign!

yo mama is so ugly,every night the boogy man checks the closet for her!!

yo mama is so ugly she is hated buy supermodels!

yo mama is so fat they used a flat bed truck to get her places!

yo mama is so fat the ocean is her swimming pool!

yo mama is so fat you can hear run for a mile away!

yo mama is so fat her picture in the yearbook took a whole page!