Compiled Yo Mama Jokes

My friends and I compiled a list of Yo Mama jokes to share with everyone: 1. Yo mama so ugly, rice crispies wouldn't talk to her. 2. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry. 3. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits out butter. 4. Yo mama so 'special', there isn't a 'short bus' short enough for her. 5. Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out. 6. Yo mama so fat, it took 3 days to get on her good side. 7. Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity field. 8. Yo mama so ugly, she looked outside and got arrested for mooning a cop (she's butt ugly). 9. Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family. 10. Yo mama so ugly, she signed up for an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no professionals." 11. Yo mama so white, she makes mayo look brown. 12. Yo mama so fat, we're inside her right now. 13. Yo mama so fat, the Good Lord couldn't lift her spirits. 14. Yo mama so fat, she was baptised at SeaWorld. 15. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a