- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.


- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.


- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose


- Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes


- Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs


- Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"


- Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code


- Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise


- Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


- Yo Mam