What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP BITCH!
What do u call 2 black men being chased by 100 white men? the PGA tour
YO momma's house so small, when you order a large pizza u gotta eat it outside
yo mommas lips are soo big she gotta use a paintroller to put on her makeup
yo momma's soo dumb she took a puzzle back to the store cuz she thought it was broken
and finally
what did 50 cent say to his grandma when she got him a sweater?
G-unit?
(gee you knit?)