Yo momma's coochie is so nasty her vibrator got a restraining order.
Yo momma is such a whore that now we only need 5 degrees of separation.
Yo momma's so big and hairy she has her own habitat at the zoo.
Yo momma's coochie smells so bad it makes you want to give her a shit scented douche.
Yo momma is so dirty she only takes golden showers.
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to fill her gas tank by farting in it.
Yo momma is so nasty, she eats ice cream while watching 2 girls 1 cup.
Yo momma is such an old whore, her vagina is a historical landmark.