* . . . you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* . . . you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* . . . you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* . . . you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* . . . you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* . . . you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* . . . although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* . . . you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* . . . you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
* . . . you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the kantina scene.
* . . . you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!"