you refer to your child as Deduction 214.
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you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".
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you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
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at the move Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
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getting to sleep is an exciting event that you look forward to all day long.
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your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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you are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year.
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you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "======".