your mamas so fat she broke a branch of the family tree

your mamas so ugly when she looked out the window got arrested for mooning

your mamas so hairy people confused her with big foot

your mamas so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween

your mamas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

your mamas so ugly she had to trick or treat from a telephone pole

your mama so stupid she got on a dead horse and said giddy up

your mamas so stupid she tried to shoot herself without a gun