your so dumb that when you took me to the airport, you saw a sign that said "airport left", so yuo turned around took me back home.

your so dumb that when you found out that 90% of all crimes occur around the house, you moved.

your so dumb that you asked for a price check at the dollar store.

your so dumb that you spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

your so dumb that you tried to put m&m's in order.