10 Terrible Life Lessons from Your Favorite Christmas Movies
PeppersGhost
Published
12/02/2008
Some of the lessons that these stories tell are terrible.
- List View
- Player View
- Grid View
Advertisement
-
1.
Bad Lesson: Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" is One of the Most Innocent and Uplifting Christmas Carols of All Time. -
2.
Bad Lesson: If You’re a Minor and a Stranger Offers You a Ride, You Should Probably Say Yes -
3.
Bad Lesson: If You Kill Santa Claus, You Will Become Santa Claus -
4.
Bad Lesson: People Will Like You Instantly If You Give Them Money -
5.
Bad Lesson: People in the Chicago Suburbs Never Call the Police for Any Reason Whatsoever -
6.
Bad Lesson: Sometimes Chevy Chase Makes Good Movies -
7.
Bad Lesson: If People Were Mean to You as a Kid, That Excuses ANY Malicious Criminal Behavior You Might Commit When You’re an Adult -
8.
Bad Lesson: If You’re in Need of a Moment of Clarity, Why Not Give Suicide a Try? -
9.
Bad Lesson: If Enough People Say Something Is True, Eventually, It Becomes True -
10.
Bad Lesson: Toy Safety Warnings are Pointless and Should Be Disregarded Immediately
10/10
1/10
3 Comments