We have reached peak Taylor Swift. She not only has the attention and praise of the entire music industry, but she also has the NFL and the excess carbon emissions on her side. She has more Album of The Year Grammy Awards than any performer ever. Her reign in pop-culture feels never-ending and that is in part due to her loyal fans, the Swifties.

Taylor Swift knows how to engage her stan army by making them answer her riddles three before any big announcement. Swift loves an Easter Egg and the ones that have come true have turned Swifties into twitching conspiracy theorists. We’ve gathered the most tinfoil hat-brain swifties theories posted on the internet. As our own Carly Tennes put it, these posts are teaming with multiple symptoms of “Swiftzoprehria.”

With Swifties thinking nothing is a coincidence and everything is a message, there is no helping their swiftzophrenic posts online.