13 Self Defense Tools

s700m Published 06/27/2009

Deemed The Most Irresponsible For Your Money

1.
The Cell Phone Stun Gun
2.
Vending Machine Disguise ( Japan, need I say more)
3.
BulletProof SuitCase
4.
Yo' nevah gunna get me!
5.
The Electrified "No-Contact" Jacket ( send 80,000 volts through anybody that touches your torso)
6.
Lipstick Knife (bloody lips keep any robber away)
7.
Tampon Tazer... ( w t f ) (tampon container, that fires out tampons that are actually electrified darts)
8.
Shotgun Flashlight
9.
Lock N Load!
10.
Romatron Personal Protection Keychain (whack away)
11.
Ninja Key Chain (Shank em)
12.
Blast Knuckles (Shoots Lightening At Attackers)
13.
Mortal Kombat Approved!
14.
The Sap Cap (has a lead weight stitched into the back, Grab the bill an whack away)
15.
Screecher Alarm (shriek that will actually incapacitate the attacker)
16.
Pulse Wave Myotron (neutralizes hostile brain waves)

1.
The Cell Phone Stun Gun
2.
Vending Machine Disguise ( Japan, need I say more)
3.
BulletProof SuitCase
4.
Yo' nevah gunna get me!
5.
The Electrified "No-Contact" Jacket ( send 80,000 volts through anybody that touches your torso)
6.
Lipstick Knife (bloody lips keep any robber away)
7.
Tampon Tazer... ( w t f ) (tampon container, that fires out tampons that are actually electrified darts)
8.
Shotgun Flashlight
9.
Lock N Load!
10.
Romatron Personal Protection Keychain (whack away)
11.
Ninja Key Chain (Shank em)
12.
Blast Knuckles (Shoots Lightening At Attackers)
13.
Mortal Kombat Approved!
14.
The Sap Cap (has a lead weight stitched into the back, Grab the bill an whack away)
15.
Screecher Alarm (shriek that will actually incapacitate the attacker)
16.
Pulse Wave Myotron (neutralizes hostile brain waves)