Mercedes has a vending machine with a Smart inside. Unfortunately you can only buy a brochure, some stickers and a map to the nearest dealer.

Bread in a can. Not even kidding. From 2006 you can buy bread in many flavors: strawberry, chocolate or... green tea to name a few.

Lettuce. And because it is GROWN in the machine it is fresh.

Beer. To buy it you have to show some ID though.

Ice cream, while it's not much weird by itself the flavors will baffle you. You can find flavors like wasabi, corn or even ramen.

Corn soup. You can buy it cold or wait for it to be warmed up. The corn soup is a French delicacy that is a major hit in Japan.

Eggs. You don't get them like you would get cans, you open the door and take them of a shelf instead. The eggs are fresh of a farm and tasty as possible.

Bananas. Not only bananas, COLD bananas.

Hot-dogs, burgers etc. Vending machines with these are popular near highways and give you a fast and hot meal.

Pancakes. Yes, this happened.

Flowers. Got in trouble with the wife, but it's late and everything is closed? For guys like you there are vending machines with flowers. Opened 24/7 and without questions like "what did you say this time?"..

Toilet paper. These vending machines are not in the mall or street but rather in museums or restaurants. This way they got rid of people stealing toilet paper without being ridiculous. The only problem you can have is being out of coins after eating a taco.

Umbrellas. Ever went out while it was beautiful and got soaked with rain these assholes weather forecasters never warned you about? This is the machine for you. Additionally in 2015 Japan subway got machines in which you could lend umbrellas with no charge.

Ties. You may think this is stupid, but what if you got informed you have a job interview in 20 minutes and you had no tie? And think about how many times the food you were eating ended on your ties. Exactly. And the women vending machine from the description? It was from a porn movie, you can find it online if you want to.