16 Bedroom Tips We all Need to hear!
BUTTHOLE8008
Published
05/22/2015
With Spring Time in the Air, lets all take this time to remember some Bedroom etiquette.
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Before switching positions do not yell " BEAST MODE! ". -
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Men are hardwired to accomplish tasks quickly. So Remember to take your time fellas. -
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Asking her how many partners she's been with may seem like a good idea at the time, but engaging in safe sex may be a more practical approach. -
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Guys,if you're going to touch your partner's genitals, remember to trim and file those finger nails. -
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Be Vocal! Let your partner know how they are making you feel, good or bad! Battles are won and lost with information! -
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Remember Guys and Gals. The only difference between Fetish and Felony is Permission. -
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When faced with the question of exciting sexual fantasies. It's best to leave his or her siblings and parents out of the Sexual Mix. -
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Good Kissers are not born but nobody want this. Remember to swallow excessive saliva and there is no treasure in their throat. -
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Never be dishonest about Birth Control or being on the "Pill". -
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If contraceptive hasn't been discussed and she says "dont pull out".....you should probably pull out. -
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Let's all agree that during intercourse our bodies can make some funny noises. The quicker you realize that the more enjoyable intercourse it will be! -
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Wash your Genitals, both of you.. -
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Always inform your partner before the "end". -
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Your partner may just want to cuddle or spoon after intercourse. Dont tell your life story and spoil the mood rather Just enjoy the moment! -
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Remember if you want to try Anal and she says no..she means it. -
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Its not always size that pleases our partners. Take your time, be safe and remember these tips the next time you take a Roll in the Hay and for Pete's sake....Take your damn socks off!
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