20 Dumb ways people have injured themselves.

Nathan Johnson Published 04/22/2019 in facepalm

There is no amount of silly ways in which you can hurt yourself.

1.
Tripped over the cat and broke his foot.
2.
His head collided with the dog's teeth and cut his nose bad.
3.
Got up with headphones on and wrenched his neck.
4.
He thought plastic bags were parachutes as a kid and jumped off a table with one. He ended up breaking his arm.
5.
Sneezed and threw his back out.
6.
Fell out of a tree and broke both arms.
7.
Hit his head on a mind your head sign.
8.
Tried to kick a balloon but ended up hitting the floor.
9.
Dropped a knife while cutting a cake and it landed in his foot.
10.
Got two black eyes after holding binoculars backwards and smacking into the wall.
11.
A cactus needle scratched his cornea.
12.
Fractured his wrist tripping over a blanket.
13.
Stepped on a toothpick.
14.
He swallowed a turtle.
15.
Broke her tail bone going town a water slide.
16.
Put a knife in the toaster trying to get the toast out.
17.
Broke his nose playing pudding twister.
18.
Stood up after playing World of Warcraft for 14 hours, then passed out and broke his wrist.
19.
While eating he accidentally bit a chunk of his skin.
20.
She swallowed a quarter.

1.
Tripped over the cat and broke his foot.
2.
His head collided with the dog's teeth and cut his nose bad.
3.
Got up with headphones on and wrenched his neck.
4.
He thought plastic bags were parachutes as a kid and jumped off a table with one. He ended up breaking his arm.
5.
Sneezed and threw his back out.
6.
Fell out of a tree and broke both arms.
7.
Hit his head on a mind your head sign.
8.
Tried to kick a balloon but ended up hitting the floor.
9.
Dropped a knife while cutting a cake and it landed in his foot.
10.
Got two black eyes after holding binoculars backwards and smacking into the wall.
11.
A cactus needle scratched his cornea.
12.
Fractured his wrist tripping over a blanket.
13.
Stepped on a toothpick.
14.
He swallowed a turtle.
15.
Broke her tail bone going town a water slide.
16.
Put a knife in the toaster trying to get the toast out.
17.
Broke his nose playing pudding twister.
18.
Stood up after playing World of Warcraft for 14 hours, then passed out and broke his wrist.
19.
While eating he accidentally bit a chunk of his skin.
20.
She swallowed a quarter.