Tall people’s problems are real and not talked about enough.

“Phone slipped out of my pocket while go-karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.”

“Ran over a shuriken today on my way home from the store. Those darn ninjas!”

“My shoe decided to fall apart before my wedding.”

“Guess I’ll order out tonight.”

“The drive-up ATM decided to crash right when I put my debit card in, preventing me from retrieving it. I was pretty late to work.”

“Ordered my kid a 6-piece nugget meal, and this is what he got in his nugget box.”

“No caramel for my ice cream, I guess.”

“A 5-year-old opened the Perler beads upside down.”

“Well, there’s a water snake living in my toilet somehow.”

“My girlfriend and I had very different experiences when we met Anna Kendrick. Of course, we were all joking.”

“The TSA just held us up and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad. Here are my parents having a very bad day.”

“Someone was kind enough to help rearrange the books in my little library last night.”

“Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced just to have it burst into flames on me this morning.”

“Friend bought a new $500 speaker today and tripped on the stairs 4 stories up while carrying it above his head.”

“Just sold my old pc. After sending it across the country, I realized my wireless mouse’s USB was still plugged in it.”

“I found out someone cut through the convertible top of my unlocked car, then it rained inside.”

“For sale!! 2001 Honda Civic, great condition (I hope)”

“A friend of mine hid my AirPods in a box of chicken nuggets that I proceeded to microwave without opening the box.”

“Right after finishing our fence, someone plowed through it going 80 mph.”