Not all "no-lists" are created equal. A store's No Sell List is usually reserved for people who shoplifted, while the TSA's No Fly List often comes with some serious criminal charges. But the No Delivery List? For that one you have to be a total piece of trash. 

Most pizza joints are pretty desperate for business, and will let their employees go through a lot of trouble before they give any up. But these former delivery drivers took to Ask Reddit and shared their craziest stories of people who even were too trashy for takeout pies. According to one of them, it takes armed robbery with a firearm for Papa Johns to ban your address. Just a knife? You're probably still good to go, as long as you don't pay with a moldy jar full of coins. 

Read about the guy who did that right here, along with another who ordered so much pizza the store got concerned, and 18 other delivery driver demons.