22 Snacks And Drinks From The 90's That Should Never Come Back
kilgore9012
Published
09/08/2014
The only reason you enjoyed most of them is because they were loaded with so much sugar, you were tweaking like a meth addict. Let's look at some of the worst offenders of the decade in hopes that they'll never resurface again.
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Can you imagine waking up in the morning and putting a pot of Pepsi out for everyone? -
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"Oh man, I'm so thirsty after the big game. Someone hand me a stick of gum to quench my thirst!" -
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If you think you loved Shark Bites, you're forgetting one key element, the white bites. What flavor were those? Ice? Plain? Cloth? -
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You aren't fooling anyone here, Hostess. I know these are just those awful .79 pies in a different wrapper and marked up to 1.29 because Raphael is on it. -
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There's a picture of a black panther lurking on the label. I felt like I would be physically harmed if I drank it, even though I had no clue what Guarana was. -
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Red ketchup is just fine. No one wants to feel like they're eating the innards of the aftermath of an Alien vs Predator battle with their french fries. -
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Have you ever had a Sprite and thought, "Why doesn't this taste more like cough medicine?" -
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3D Doritos somehow found a way to make me not enjoy Doritos, and that's saying something. The 3D element made them lose flavor and added corners that would jab the roof of your mouth and curse your mother for buying them. -
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Come on, guys. Rice Krispy Treats are just a bunch of Rice Krispies cooked together. All you did was take the old cereal and make it slightly more chunky. -
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I personally loved Vanilla Coke, but I also get that it tastes like watered down paint thinner. At least it wasn't Chocolate Coke, right? -
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I'm not saying Oreo O's didn't taste good, but the fact that they were selling us breakfast Oreos is like distributing diabetes to the masses. "Here's your breakfast cookies and after that you can have your dessert cookies followed by your snack cookies! Hooray!" -
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First of all, we knew the only time we got Jell-O was when our mom forgot to go to the grocery store, so it wasn't an exciting event. Just because you layered it doesn't make it any more exciting. -
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I love ice cream, but I don't want to eat Jake "The Snake" Robert's leg in the process of enjoying my treat. -
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The taste was fine, but what parent would ever want to give their child a sucker that sounds like a train rolling through your house? Plus your kids would blow in them and make a giant mess. Thanks for ruining my carpet, Melody Pops. -
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If you could drink crystal meth, it would be Surge. Your body probably still hasn't processed all the sugar you drank from those things. -
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They tasted like you forgot MM's inside a termite-filled tree for a month. -
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If you thought Vanilla Coke was bad, Pepsi Blue took it to a whole never level by making it taste like someone poured your dog's ear medicine into a soda. -
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You think you liked Frutopia, but that stuff tasted like if you dropped an apple peel in a vat of toxic waste. -
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I'm pretty sure this was the first time bubble gum was being sold by the bucket. It tasted like scented Windex for about 9 seconds then it felt like you had clay in your mouth. -
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Don't try to trick me into eating yogurt by dousing it with sprinkles. Give me the ice cream and save your yogurt until you decide to put fruit on the bottom. -
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Here you go kids, it's less candy! -
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I don't know who thought of Orbitz, but it combined the joy of drinking a subpar beverage with the feeling of sipping on something a toddler had just backwashed into. I wonder why it didn't last? Hmm....
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