"I hope this email finds you well."

It's a soulless statement aimed at establishing rapport with a coworker before dropping some annoying task on them. You know it, they know it, and there's nothing they can do about it except respond in kind. But this email doesn't find them well. We're all at work. None of us are well. 

To represent the empty feeling the email in question finds us, we have thrown together these 26 memes. They each show someone dejected, or out of touch with the world in the exact way that most of us disassociate on the job. 

So yes, I might say "this email finds me well, thank you," but in reality, these memes will tell you exactly how the email found me.