26 Things That Are Definitely, Totally Coincidences

gtomustang21 Published 02/20/2015

None of these things are even remotely correlated. Trust me.

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I'm 100 percent sure this cop pulled over this truck is because it was speeding.
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If you think these businesses are conspiring together to maximize profit, you are dead wrong, my friend.
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The address of this Taco Bell has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with the nature of its clientele.
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There's nothing weird about where this septic truck is going.
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You'd be a fool to think that the person who made this sign is in an unhappy union.
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No smart dinosaur would ever begin world domination in Argentina. Right?
7.
These are just two normal movies. Not porn. Definitely not porn.
8.
I'm sure glad that nothing like this ever happened in the United States of Ameri---oh... oh no.
9.
In this cemetery, the dead are watched over dutifully and certainly not made into sausages.
10.
Especially with this vet working there.
11.
I'm sure the person who stole this guy's phone will come forward. And I'm sure it's not the person in black.
12.
Macklemore isn't the type of guy to do subliminal advertising. Definitely not.
13.
I'm sure that the meat in that restaurant is not made from Fluffy or Mr. Muffins.
14.
I'm sure that nobody would be so immature as to TRY to make this ad seem dirty
15.
Good thing nobody involved with this calendar is super sexist or anything.
16.
Nobody on Earth could ever be so shallow as to dump a sweet girl over her taste in music.
17.
I'm sure this School's meat isn't made of innocent youths.
18.
Exactly zero journalists would ever intend for this headline to have such strong innuendo.
19.
How dare you assume that leaving Granny here is basically a death sentence.
20.
I'm 100 percent sure that these two people aren't talking about the same NutriBullet.
21.
These cars surely drove here at a nice, safe, legal speed.
22.
It's so good to know that students are interested in their education and definitely not in naked young women
23.
There's absolutely no way that those donuts have anything to do with this unfortunate cancellation.
24.
These two guys don't even look alike, so I don't know why you've got that look on your face.
25.
There are plenty of dudes who look like they could be that guy's identical twin.
26.
Rest assured that these flamingos aren't forming a giant, Transformer-like mega-flamingo to destroy us all.

1.
I'm 100 percent sure this cop pulled over this truck is because it was speeding.
2.
If you think these businesses are conspiring together to maximize profit, you are dead wrong, my friend.
3.
The address of this Taco Bell has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with the nature of its clientele.
4.
There's nothing weird about where this septic truck is going.
5.
You'd be a fool to think that the person who made this sign is in an unhappy union.
6.
No smart dinosaur would ever begin world domination in Argentina. Right?
7.
These are just two normal movies. Not porn. Definitely not porn.
8.
I'm sure glad that nothing like this ever happened in the United States of Ameri---oh... oh no.
9.
In this cemetery, the dead are watched over dutifully and certainly not made into sausages.
10.
Especially with this vet working there.
11.
I'm sure the person who stole this guy's phone will come forward. And I'm sure it's not the person in black.
12.
Macklemore isn't the type of guy to do subliminal advertising. Definitely not.
13.
I'm sure that the meat in that restaurant is not made from Fluffy or Mr. Muffins.
14.
I'm sure that nobody would be so immature as to TRY to make this ad seem dirty
15.
Good thing nobody involved with this calendar is super sexist or anything.
16.
Nobody on Earth could ever be so shallow as to dump a sweet girl over her taste in music.
17.
I'm sure this School's meat isn't made of innocent youths.
18.
Exactly zero journalists would ever intend for this headline to have such strong innuendo.
19.
How dare you assume that leaving Granny here is basically a death sentence.
20.
I'm 100 percent sure that these two people aren't talking about the same NutriBullet.
21.
These cars surely drove here at a nice, safe, legal speed.
22.
It's so good to know that students are interested in their education and definitely not in naked young women
23.
There's absolutely no way that those donuts have anything to do with this unfortunate cancellation.
24.
These two guys don't even look alike, so I don't know why you've got that look on your face.
25.
There are plenty of dudes who look like they could be that guy's identical twin.
26.
Rest assured that these flamingos aren't forming a giant, Transformer-like mega-flamingo to destroy us all.

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1. I'm 100 percent sure this cop pulled over this truck is because it was speeding.

2. If you think these businesses are conspiring together to maximize profit, you are dead wrong, my friend.

3. The address of this Taco Bell has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with the nature of its clientele.

4. There's nothing weird about where this septic truck is going.

5. You'd be a fool to think that the person who made this sign is in an unhappy union.

6. No smart dinosaur would ever begin world domination in Argentina. Right?

7. These are just two normal movies. Not porn. Definitely not porn.

8. I'm sure glad that nothing like this ever happened in the United States of Ameri---oh... oh no.

9. In this cemetery, the dead are watched over dutifully and certainly not made into sausages.

10. Especially with this vet working there.

11. I'm sure the person who stole this guy's phone will come forward. And I'm sure it's not the person in black.

12. Macklemore isn't the type of guy to do subliminal advertising. Definitely not.

13. I'm sure that the meat in that restaurant is not made from Fluffy or Mr. Muffins.

14. I'm sure that nobody would be so immature as to TRY to make this ad seem dirty

15. Good thing nobody involved with this calendar is super sexist or anything.

16. Nobody on Earth could ever be so shallow as to dump a sweet girl over her taste in music.

17. I'm sure this School's meat isn't made of innocent youths.

18. Exactly zero journalists would ever intend for this headline to have such strong innuendo.

19. How dare you assume that leaving Granny here is basically a death sentence.

20. I'm 100 percent sure that these two people aren't talking about the same NutriBullet.

21. These cars surely drove here at a nice, safe, legal speed.

22. It's so good to know that students are interested in their education and definitely not in naked young women

23. There's absolutely no way that those donuts have anything to do with this unfortunate cancellation.

24. These two guys don't even look alike, so I don't know why you've got that look on your face.

25. There are plenty of dudes who look like they could be that guy's identical twin.

26. Rest assured that these flamingos aren't forming a giant, Transformer-like mega-flamingo to destroy us all.

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1.
I'm 100 percent sure this cop pulled over this truck is because it was speeding.

2.
If you think these businesses are conspiring together to maximize profit, you are dead wrong, my friend.

3.
The address of this Taco Bell has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with the nature of its clientele.

4.
There's nothing weird about where this septic truck is going.

5.
You'd be a fool to think that the person who made this sign is in an unhappy union.

6.
No smart dinosaur would ever begin world domination in Argentina. Right?

7.
These are just two normal movies. Not porn. Definitely not porn.

8.
I'm sure glad that nothing like this ever happened in the United States of Ameri---oh... oh no.

9.
In this cemetery, the dead are watched over dutifully and certainly not made into sausages.

10.
Especially with this vet working there.

11.
I'm sure the person who stole this guy's phone will come forward. And I'm sure it's not the person in black.

12.
Macklemore isn't the type of guy to do subliminal advertising. Definitely not.

13.
I'm sure that the meat in that restaurant is not made from Fluffy or Mr. Muffins.

14.
I'm sure that nobody would be so immature as to TRY to make this ad seem dirty

15.
Good thing nobody involved with this calendar is super sexist or anything.

16.
Nobody on Earth could ever be so shallow as to dump a sweet girl over her taste in music.

17.
I'm sure this School's meat isn't made of innocent youths.

18.
Exactly zero journalists would ever intend for this headline to have such strong innuendo.

19.
How dare you assume that leaving Granny here is basically a death sentence.

20.
I'm 100 percent sure that these two people aren't talking about the same NutriBullet.

21.
These cars surely drove here at a nice, safe, legal speed.

22.
It's so good to know that students are interested in their education and definitely not in naked young women

23.
There's absolutely no way that those donuts have anything to do with this unfortunate cancellation.

24.
These two guys don't even look alike, so I don't know why you've got that look on your face.

25.
There are plenty of dudes who look like they could be that guy's identical twin.

26.
Rest assured that these flamingos aren't forming a giant, Transformer-like mega-flamingo to destroy us all.