This gallery is exactly why Johnny Depp bought his own island or whatever. Get me as far away from other people as possible.

Neighbors are the worst. No matter how close or friendly you are with your neighbors, deep down you just want to be left alone in your own household.

Some people (me) live in apartments where their landlord IS their neighbor. What kind of tomfoolery is that? I already have little to no privacy with my dog following me everywhere I go, but my landlord living in the apartment above me? No f**king thank you.

All I'm saying is when I grow up (I'm 33) I just want to settle down in a nice little cabin in the woods. Nobody can find me. I'm off the grid. That way I don't have to deal with neighbors, landlords, etc...But until then we've collected a gallery of some of the craziest neighbors we could find. Enjoy.