“My great-great grandfather’s sword.”

“Original brickwork from 1780 preserved in a beauty shop.”

“These fold out chairs in the hospital I’m at.”

“A block of wood that’s been electrocuted.”

“The janitor’s area in this bathroom is behind a hidden wall.”

“This deformed Corona Extra bottle from Mexico.”

“Daughter found the largest blackberry I’ve ever seen.”

A Target without aisles

“The grass has gently been brushing away the dust from this rock in my yard for years.”

“The book I ordered Monday was made on Monday.”

“Someone made a snow dragon on my campus.”

“My kitchen floor has a built-in cooler..”

“This orchid really looks like an eagle.”

“Cardboard tents you can buy at the music festival I’m at.”

“Left: A painting from 1892, right: the same spot in 2020.”

“My cat sitting on the back of my chair makes it look like she’s wearing a leather jacket.”

“My cat’s facial colouring looks like a hand flipping you off.”

“This ceiling in a restaurant designed to look like a night sky.”

“How evenly toasted my bread came out today.”

“I learned today that my school’s new science and technology building has thermochromic tables.”

“Subway celebratory champagne.”

“This Disney janitor swept leaves into a Mickey shape.”

“This metal keyboard at my neighborhood’s medical center.”

“The way the shadows look between my coffee mugs.”

“This stop sign has an extra stop sign.”

“Guy used his D. I. Y. Skills to make his TV look like a giant Nintendo switch.”

“It looks like I’m driving directly into Windows XP.”