Food is, arguably, of some importance. It is the sustenance with which we propel ourselves forward into the world. The fuel that lets us get up in the morning, clock in, pretend to be busy while really sending our buddies dank memes before heading home and continue the campaign against the boredom ever-hovering at the rim of our consciousness. Without it, we die.

But, sometimes, death might be better option. Down below are the kinds of meals that really give the option of continued life a run for its money.