38 Times When Everything Just Went Completely Wrong

Nathan Johnson Published 12/15/2023 in Funny

Sometimes life doesn't go your way. And that's okay, we can't expect every day to be our day, but when life decides it has your number, it seems like everything that can go wrong, will.

But count yourself lucky that you aren't one of the poor souls featured in this collection of fails. And before you start patting yourself on the back, just know that because today went great, that doesn't mean tomorrow will. Failure comes for us all.

There are many levels to fails. Some are mild, like breaking a spatula and dropping your breakfast on the ground. Some fails are medium like having your coworkers cover your computer in foil and later realizing your monitor cooked itself from the inside. And the hottest of the hottest fails is when you're driving down the freeway and a shard of metal comes through your windshield.

So be thankful you aren't that last guy because his days are numbered.

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1.
“Only a few weeks old.”
2.
“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.”
3.
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on and boiled itself.”
4.
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
5.
“I’ve eaten 2 blueberry waffles, then saw the package was for the plain waffles. I ate mold.”
6.
“Hail damage to my grandparents’ patio chair”
7.
“My sister called and asked why her dryer kept stopping.”
8.
“Our front stairs randomly collapsed today.”
9.
“I was the only one who attended my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.”
10.
“My kid during his birthday safari”
11.
“WCGW if I take a picture with this gopher snake I found in the road?”
12.
“When you spray tan and don’t count ’Mississippilessly’”
13.
“A dump trucks leaf spring broke and went through my windshield..”
14.
"Close call"
15.
“My niece is a dog walker and she had to send this message to her client today.”
16.
“Flooding outside a NYC apartment on 9/30.”
17.
“Started my third slice of Little Caesar’s at a staff meeting when I finally noticed this on #3”
18.
“Courtesy of my cat this morning”
19.
“It’s been a good 6 years but just like every house on my street, it’s turning into an Airbnb and we have 30 days to vacate.”
20.
“First day moving into aa new city, and this happens.”
21.
“Mom’s phone was stolen and find my iPhone doesn’t show it, now they have full access to WhatsApp.”
22.
“Was lying in bed when I heard a pop and shattering glass….”
23.
“This guy lives in the same complex as me – I watched him drive on the freshly painted line from the truck in front of him for 2 miles.”
24.
“Husband used expired milk to make my tea. Didn’t notice until the end.”
25.
“My school has a pool now”
26.
"I couldn't figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room, until I looked up."
27.
"Bought a $2500 e-bike two weeks ago. Locked it up in my apartment building's "secure storage room". Walked downstairs today to see this where my bike was"
28.
"Ice age in my fridge."
29.
"The highway I take to work was washed away thanks to a landslide"
30.
"My mom dropped something on the stovetop by accident"
31.
"Always check your oven before turning it on, kids"
32.
"That looks expensive.. is it even possible to salvage this?!"
33.
"Pizza slid off the pan when my mom took it out of the oven."
34.
"Be careful what you ask for."
35.
"The only water fountain at work"
36.
"My Jalapeno harvest this year."
37.
38.
"Someone lost their Airpod on the rail"

1.
“Only a few weeks old.”
2.
“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.”
3.
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on and boiled itself.”
4.
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
5.
“I’ve eaten 2 blueberry waffles, then saw the package was for the plain waffles. I ate mold.”
6.
“Hail damage to my grandparents’ patio chair”
7.
“My sister called and asked why her dryer kept stopping.”
8.
“Our front stairs randomly collapsed today.”
9.
“I was the only one who attended my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.”
10.
“My kid during his birthday safari”
11.
“WCGW if I take a picture with this gopher snake I found in the road?”
12.
“When you spray tan and don’t count ’Mississippilessly’”
13.
“A dump trucks leaf spring broke and went through my windshield..”
14.
"Close call"
15.
“My niece is a dog walker and she had to send this message to her client today.”
16.
“Flooding outside a NYC apartment on 9/30.”
17.
“Started my third slice of Little Caesar’s at a staff meeting when I finally noticed this on #3”
18.
“Courtesy of my cat this morning”
19.
“It’s been a good 6 years but just like every house on my street, it’s turning into an Airbnb and we have 30 days to vacate.”
20.
“First day moving into aa new city, and this happens.”
21.
“Mom’s phone was stolen and find my iPhone doesn’t show it, now they have full access to WhatsApp.”
22.
“Was lying in bed when I heard a pop and shattering glass….”
23.
“This guy lives in the same complex as me – I watched him drive on the freshly painted line from the truck in front of him for 2 miles.”
24.
“Husband used expired milk to make my tea. Didn’t notice until the end.”
25.
“My school has a pool now”
26.
"I couldn't figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room, until I looked up."
27.
"Bought a $2500 e-bike two weeks ago. Locked it up in my apartment building's "secure storage room". Walked downstairs today to see this where my bike was"
28.
"Ice age in my fridge."
29.
"The highway I take to work was washed away thanks to a landslide"
30.
"My mom dropped something on the stovetop by accident"
31.
"Always check your oven before turning it on, kids"
32.
"That looks expensive.. is it even possible to salvage this?!"
33.
"Pizza slid off the pan when my mom took it out of the oven."
34.
"Be careful what you ask for."
35.
"The only water fountain at work"
36.
"My Jalapeno harvest this year."
37.
38.
"Someone lost their Airpod on the rail"