There are just some things no respectable person should purchase. Pheremones. Tai Lopez courses. A Netflix subscription exclusively for the purpose of watching their upcoming dating show.

Or, you know, a vial of liquefied centaur-soul. Sure, you think it'll be cool. See what happens when you put the soul in the humidifier. Sure, the minor buzzing you hear in your ears could be interpreted as a warning sign. And sure, you definitely should've shut it down after Kenny the HR manager, intoxicated with Centaur-Mist, got his first glimpse of the moon and was immediately filled with a murderous bloodlust quenchable only with the blood of several interns.

But, you know, sometimes you just can't help yourself. Well, help yourself to a gallery utterly fat with WTF Items you shouldn't help yourself to.