9 Ways Guys Would 'Peel Their Banana' Before The Internet

RonaldReagan Published 06/06/2018 in Funny

If you never got yourself off to a Sear's underwear catalogue then you've never really masturbated.

1.
Polaroid pictures- The forerunners to selfies.
2.
Magazines- The big 3 were Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler
3.
VHS Porn- You couldn't view these unless your parents went out and you had the living room to yourself.
4.
Wall posters- Heather Thomas was my personal favorite.
5.
Spank Bank: Usually under a bed in an old shoe box or hidden in a sock drawer were a collection of Polaroid pictures of a lover or ex-girlfriend.
6.
Umm...yeah, this was about as sexy as pop stars got back in the 80's.
7.
Underwear Catalogues: I mean, come on, 40 pages of women in their underwear, delivered right to your house? No brainer.
8.
Blurry cable TV porn- You stare at it long enough and you'll see something.
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10.
Inanimate objects: Few admit it but who can blame them. Sometimes you gotta pretend that ceiling lit is a tit and just go with it.
11.
TV shows- No Friday night was complete without Daisy Duke.

1.
Polaroid pictures- The forerunners to selfies.
2.
Magazines- The big 3 were Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler
3.
VHS Porn- You couldn't view these unless your parents went out and you had the living room to yourself.
4.
Wall posters- Heather Thomas was my personal favorite.
5.
Spank Bank: Usually under a bed in an old shoe box or hidden in a sock drawer were a collection of Polaroid pictures of a lover or ex-girlfriend.
6.
Umm...yeah, this was about as sexy as pop stars got back in the 80's.
7.
Underwear Catalogues: I mean, come on, 40 pages of women in their underwear, delivered right to your house? No brainer.
8.
Blurry cable TV porn- You stare at it long enough and you'll see something.
9.
10.
Inanimate objects: Few admit it but who can blame them. Sometimes you gotta pretend that ceiling lit is a tit and just go with it.
11.
TV shows- No Friday night was complete without Daisy Duke.