Advertisements You Don't Want to See While Looking at Porn

sMilesKisses Published 11/29/2012

Pleasuring yourself to online ponography is stressful enough. You have to be horney, alone, and remember the password to your roommate's work laptop. But a big boner-killer is online advertisements. Here are some examples of porn ads horrifying enough to make your penis literally melt into your roommate's ergonomic body pillow.

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We cut the tip off the condom and the "safe" off the "safe sex"!
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Vagina uncomfortably wet? Dry out your slam hole faster than a Lord of the Rings convention!!
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Give your butthole Bette Davis eyes. but brown.
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We cut the tip off the condom and the "safe" off the "safe sex"!
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Vagina uncomfortably wet? Dry out your slam hole faster than a Lord of the Rings convention!!
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Give your butthole Bette Davis eyes. but brown.
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