Ring the bell and let the pummeling begin!

The internet is a brilliant cesspool of the best roasters on Earth. In normal circumstances, we’d all be worried if we saw someone insulting another person in real life. But with the distance of the internet, we’re all just glad it isn’t us.

No one is safe from the internet's mighty roasts. It doesn’t matter if you are a pretty girl, a man who doesn’t know English, or a dog who due to breeding should not exist in this world. Not even universally loved musician David Bryne is safe from the internet's insults. It’s easier to laugh when it's not you being compared to a heavily used soccer ball or a rottweiler.

Scroll down and get inspiration for some of the most creative insults you can hurl at others. However, your results may vary if you use them in real life.