You can feed your entire zip code with this 'Carb casserole' that features a generous helping of mole sauce, layers of pizza, mexican fiesta cheese, mashed potatoes, egg noodles, cheese and Stove Top stuffing! Who's ready for seconds?

It goes without saying: don't drink and drive this Thanksgiving. In addition, don't get so drunk that you actually decide that drinking a Turkey & Gravy soda is a good idea.

The 'gibblet,' according to Wikipedia it is the "culinary term for the edible offal of a fowl, typically including the heart, gizzard, liver, and other visceral organs." Yes, some people actually eat these things.

This recipe calls for Turkey mixed with duck, mixed with bacon and then mixed with a heart attack

The Velvetta Cheeescake. Unless you are a Packers fan, it's safe to say you're probably going to want to pass on this one.

No this isn't Carrot Cake, it's turkey-meat-cake and it probably should be avoided at all costs.

While mixing Apple Pie with Bacon might be a strange stroke of genius if done right, the Tofu Turkery? Now that's just wrong!

Things no one has ever thought: 'Wow, I really enjoy sushi, but it would just so much better if someone made it in turkey form!"

The 'thanksgiving truffles.' It could be well above 1,000 calories per serving, but we won't tell you that it does not look delicious.

The Bacon and Apple Pie. God bless America! Are we crazy to think this actually could be delicious? ...Don't answer that.

The 12-bird True Love Roast is an extra-large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon (also referred to as squab), quail, and mallard duck. And just in case you're not sick yet, there's an additional eight types of stuffing shoved in there.