I Can't Believe These iPhone Apps Got Rejected
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Published
05/21/2012
Our boss told us to come up the next big thing for iPhone. We didn't know what he meant by "big thing," so we just made "things."
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Warning: do not use spoon for any purpose required of forks, knives, or chopsticks. Spoon should only be used for dry, scoopable materials. After using spoon app, please clean iPhone carefully and place in dish rack so other housemates dont have to. -
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You've seen it at gas stations everywhere. Now let it continue to be sort of vaguely familiar on your iPhone. -
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No one likes glimpsing their disgusting face in the reflection of their phone. That is why we created Reflexique, the first mobile app that reflects your inner beauty even when you arent wearing makeup and are therefore ugly. -
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Disclaimer: On-or-Off Checker can only be used when the phone is on. -
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This app is like steroids for your smartphone because plugging it in will cause it to be charged with assault and battery. Be careful writing contact names into your phone because every time this app takes a name it also has to kick an ass. -
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Get ready for some hot iPhone on iPhone action with the new iPhone for iPhone. Did we mention iPhone? -
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Everybody loves streaming Family Guy episodes from their personal media device, and everybody who ever lived enjoys recounting our favorite Family Guy moments with friends. Now you can have the same experience even if your friends arent around! -
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Finally settles the debate of who is cool and who is not. The answer is not you, if you dont buy this app. Lend your phone to a friend and the message display changes to unhand me, loser. -
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Disclaimer: use of this app is not recommended if you are actually strong. -
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The 1993 board game sensation is now for iPhone! Find out which one of ten different guys likes you! Will it be the athletic boy, John? Or the vaguely ethnic guy, Trevor? Great gift idea if you want to initiate your ten-year-old daughter into the world of courtship. -
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