Al Franken. Never said anything funny, but looks hilarious! Looks like lesbian Sandra Bernhardt.

Barry Manilow. Has-been singer from the 70s. Looks like Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, and lesbian Jane Lynch.

Jon Bon Jovi. --Never really looked much like a man ever. Sorta looks like bi-sexual Lindsay Lohan.

Bruce Jenner, or maybe Bruce Jenner's mom, not sure.

Chaz Bono. It takes a lot of money to change into a man that looks like a lesbian.

Chris Matthews. Mr. "thrill up my leg" looks like everyone's old grandmother, or trying to look like lesbian Anne Heche.

Anderson Cooper. He has come out as gay, but why bother? Men are attracted to short-haired women.

Dana Carvey. B-list actor. Add 25 pounds of muscle, and he can pass for nearly every lesbian gym teacher I ever had.

Don Imus. Radio host no one listens to. Looks like lesbian Meredith Baxter, from the t.v. show Family Ties.

Doug Henning. Magician. Looks like a lot of lesbians I have seen even with the moustache.

Elijah Wood. He hasn't officially come out yet, but not even the one ring can hide this. Looks like that she-male MSNBC "news" host. What's her name? The really obnoxious one?

Elton John. Man? Woman? Halloween she-goblin? All three?

Harry Reid. 1st female majority leader of the Senate. If you squint, she sorta looks like Patricia Ireland, lesbian, and former leader of N.O.W.

Joe Elliott. Lead singer of Def Leppard. Ugly man trying to look like woman or vice versa? He could pass as an older version of lesbian Mary Cheney.

John Denver. Singer. Also looks like cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch.

Michael Maddow. MSNBC "news" host. Such an angry young man.

Michael Moore. The 1 percent. With all those war movie profits from the mid-East wars he opposed, he should be able to remove a few chins.

Mike Meyers. Anyone who doesn't want to look like a woman, should avoid turtle necks at all costs, and shaved eyebrows. Kind of a K.D. Lang fetish going on there.

MacGyver. Richard Dean Anderson. Snipped off the mullet, and still looks like a woman trying to look like a man.

Peter Criss. Former drummer of KISS. Maybe tattooing his old make-up back on would be better. Kinda looks like lesbian Sara Gilbert.

Piers Morgan. British. Soft-talking. Scared to death of guns. --Yep, he's a woman for sure.

Richard Butler, Psychedelic Furs. Looks like The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live.

Rick James. Singer. It's not Whoopi Goldberg. Curls and lipstick? Yikes....looks like lesbian Wanda Sykes.

Ricky Gervais. Another effeminate British guy who looks like every lesbian I have ever seen at IHOP.

Robert Redford. Actor. Or is it Roberta? Sorta looks like Harry Potter's grandmother.

Ron Jaworski. Former Eagles quarterback. Looks like every angry short-haired lesbo in her 40s - 60s that you ever worked for.

Jimmy Savile. T.V. Host. Allegations of child abuse are rampant. I guess everything about his appearance wasn't warning enough?

Siegfried and Roy. Magicians......with benefits. Guy on left, Roy?, looks like lesbian Martina Navratilova.

Tim Robbins. Actor. Liberal men all are kind of 'tweeners. Looks like lesbian Melissa Etheridge in some photos.

Warren Beatty. Has-been Actor. Looks like lesbian Billie Jean King.

William Shatner. Looks like Dept. of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano, not that she's a lesbian, --not sure if it's a man or not actually.