'Holy Toast': 29 Odd Places Saw the Face of God, Allegedly

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 06/28/2024 in Funny

He is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, and he's hiding in your toaster. That's why people keep seeing his face everywhere they go. Or maybe they're just trying really hard to see it, and projecting it everywhere.

Either way, these 23 people saw the face of God and decided to share their sightings with the internet. Be he in clouds, toast, potato chips, or a dog's booty, here are some odd places people saw his face, allegedly.

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2. Grilled Cheesus
Posted in the Seattle cooking club: “Whenever I take a bite of a perfect grilled cheese sandwich, I feel like I’m in heaven. Then I chuckle because I think of Finn on Glee when he thought he saw Jesus’s face burned into his grilled cheese. Hence the grilled Cheesus.”
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“Donna Lee found Jesus in a pierogi and sold it on eBay for $1775.00.”
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“My dog’s booty looks like Jesus.”
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“The pug behind depicts the return of Jesus.”
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Picked up by Google Earth.
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“Shippensburg couple finds likeness of Christ in potato chip.”
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“Do you think this oil stain looks like Jesus?”
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He even appears in naan bread.
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“I found a potato that looks like that ruined Jesus fresco.”
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“Dan and Sarah Bell found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.”
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“Shape resembling Jesus Christ appears in clouds above Argentina.”
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“Woman captures cloud photo of 'Jesus with his arm outstretched.’”
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“Jesus appeared in some leftover olive oil and balsamic vinegar.”
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“We were having Easter dinner when we discovered this fry that looks like Jesus hanging on the cross. It is being kept safe in an air tight Tupperware and is in perfect condition.” Being sold on eBay.
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“80-year-old Ernesto Garza ‘found Jesus’ while eating a breakfast taco.”
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A dead stingray.

1.
2. Grilled Cheesus
Posted in the Seattle cooking club: “Whenever I take a bite of a perfect grilled cheese sandwich, I feel like I’m in heaven. Then I chuckle because I think of Finn on Glee when he thought he saw Jesus’s face burned into his grilled cheese. Hence the grilled Cheesus.”
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“Donna Lee found Jesus in a pierogi and sold it on eBay for $1775.00.”
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“My dog’s booty looks like Jesus.”
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“The pug behind depicts the return of Jesus.”
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Picked up by Google Earth.
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“Shippensburg couple finds likeness of Christ in potato chip.”
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“Do you think this oil stain looks like Jesus?”
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He even appears in naan bread.
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“I found a potato that looks like that ruined Jesus fresco.”
22.
“Dan and Sarah Bell found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.”
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“Shape resembling Jesus Christ appears in clouds above Argentina.”
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“Woman captures cloud photo of 'Jesus with his arm outstretched.’”
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“Jesus appeared in some leftover olive oil and balsamic vinegar.”
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“We were having Easter dinner when we discovered this fry that looks like Jesus hanging on the cross. It is being kept safe in an air tight Tupperware and is in perfect condition.” Being sold on eBay.
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“80-year-old Ernesto Garza ‘found Jesus’ while eating a breakfast taco.”
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A dead stingray.